Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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