Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
