Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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