u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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