He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I had to cum in my sink.
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