Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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