SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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