your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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