we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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