He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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