He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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