people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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