have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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