This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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