Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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