when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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