is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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