The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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