Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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