I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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