Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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