I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
This is my gift to your gina
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Randomize
