So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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