okay pat passed out under dana's car
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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