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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just invented taco cereal.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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