i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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