i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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