kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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