His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I wish I only lived at night.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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