We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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