doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Randomize
