operation harelip BJ is a go
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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