You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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