So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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