i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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