Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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