I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she looked like the before picture.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
