Having a random hookup so left but love u
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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