I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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