what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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