And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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