I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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