I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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