he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
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