she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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