i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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