Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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