real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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