I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
im holly from the hills drunk
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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