Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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