shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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