i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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