windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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