You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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