ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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